Just Kidding..

Okay, quick update. My hip is NOT dislocated.

Instead.. It is sprained.

AND

My IT-Band is all whacked out.

IT-Band, for those of you, like me, who don't know, is apparently the sinew (or something) going down my leg and I just messed that all up.. My dad says sinew is little muscle strand type things..

Obviously I don't quite get what is wrong with me..

All I know is I've been on crutches for FAR too long and I think my armpits are starting to hurt more than my hip.

And there is your update! :)