reading

I am reading.

A book.

Can you believe it?

A real book.

A novel.

Not a text.

Not a magazine.

Not even the back of a book.

A real life fo-shiz book.

What book could have possibly captured my interest?

This one.

The Mysterious Benedict Society

by Trenton Lee Stewart

What's crazier is that I'm actually excited to read it.

If you haven't guessed already, I'm NOT reader.

Nope, not at all.

If I do ever read, I'm weird and I like creepy murder mysteries.

This book ^ isn't one...

Yet I still really like it.

Next things we know, pigs will really fly.

K, bye. I'm going to read now.